Bumper Stickers

My friend, Marla, put these on her blog and I thought they were so funny, so I'll share...

So many cats, so few recipes.
When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.
Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
Cats: Nature's speed bumps.
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
A day without sunshine is like night.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

Please add some more if you know some...